Harvard Law School Theme Song: Ivory Towers

To be played to "Little Boxes": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONEYGU_7EqU

Ivory towers, on Jarvis Field, Ivory towers named for dead jurists.
Ivory towers, Ivory Towers, Ivory Towers & free coffee.
There is Pound Hall and Langdell Hall and Austin Hall and Hauser Hall,
Ivory Towers named for dead jurists and they all have free coffee.


And the 1Ls in the towers all went to their universities,
And they all got put in towers, ivory towers all the same.
There was activists and organizers and left-wing ideologues,
And they all got put in towers and they all come out the same.

And they all work through the weekend and vie for the partnership,
And they all have giant mergers, and the clients pillage the land.
And the clients pay the law schools for more towers on the field,
And the towers fill with 1Ls and they come out just the same.